Talk to me... make me your brother

Okay, so... why am I always the last to know about anything? It's like;

"Oh, Emmett's the big dumb one who likes to crack jokes... let's not tell him I lost my virginity in case he humiliates me and makes me feel like I queefed on somebodies face!"

Sigh.

Just so you guys know, you can come to me any time and tell me about how you lost your virginity and how amazing that was for you, I'm happy for you, really. I wouldn't make you feel like crap because of that.

It's just Edward and Bella that get the exclusive rights to my sex humiliation. Nobody else, so don't be shy! I'm like Phoebe Halliwell from that show charmed, except I'm hotter and I don't wear lipstick.

I was a virgin once too! I was a virgin when I died, so that was another reason to be sad. I wanted to die knowing I got to feel the greatness of the sexin', but I didn't get a chance 'til I was vamped out by Carlisle.

Oh, BTW, I never DID thank you for that, Rosie. Thank youuu *innocent smile*

So for future reference, guys... I love you. Don't be afraid to just let me know about the news and stuff, 'kay... I wanna get in on the action fo sho!

Peace out,
Emmett

Pondering

Blogs were never really my thing. Like, who wants to sit on their ass and read about somebody elses crappy day or whether or not their cat has orange crap or not. Whatever. I never found it appealing. And when people comment, saying stuff like "I'm sorry that your cat has orange crap! I hope it gets better!" ... yeah, you know they don't care. It's not their life, therefore, they don't care.

So what did I do? I signed up and got myself a blog like the hypocrite I am. And alas, it's kinda fun to just sit and type for ten minutes...

That wasn't sarcasm. I promise.

Anyway, yeah, my introduction into this little blogging shindig. Follow me on Twitter or something, where I'm more than active :) ... I don't really have much of a life, since I have eternity to try new things. Twitter is life-consuming, anyways.

http://www.twitter.com/MoreThanMuscles

Follow me, dudettes and dudes.

Peace out,
Emmett.